Make her your queen.
Make her your goddess.
Slap that ass.
I explain supernatural seasons
Season 1: Actually Scary
Season 2: A lot of Soul Selling
Season 3: Sam is sad and so am I
Season 4: Oh THERE’S Cas
Season 5: A good “Ending”
Season 6: Castiel gets mad and then I do
Season 7: Filler and Mitt Romney
Season 8: Please stop torturing Sam Winchester please just stop
Season 9: Sam is dead on the inside and so am I
This night is just slowly but surely turning over. Where’s my Hennessy.
I just really want my boobs played with. Oh. And a back massage.